Rabbit Resurrection
A man was driving along when he saw a rabbit hopping across the
road. He swerved to avoid it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped
in front of the car and was hit and killed.
The driver stopped, upset. A woman motorist saw the man crying
an the side of the road and pulled over to ask what was wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidentally hit this rabbit
and killed it." The woman told the man not to worry. She went to
her car and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp,
dead rabbit, and sprayed it with the contents of the can.
Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at
the two people and hopped down the road - turned and waved again,
hopped some more, and turned and waved again.
The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what the woman
had sprayed onto the rabbit, so he asked her.
The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the
label. It said: " 'Hare spray' Restores Life to Dead Hare. Adds
Permanent Wave."