Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch Traditional Geocache
Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
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Tiny cache. Bring a writing instrument. No trade items please. Please park on Woodside Park Drive located at N42 28.435 W83 09.561. It is a short walk to cache. There no parking on road. Please do not park at the Rackham Golf club.
The Holy Hand Grenade was a "sacred relic" carried by Cistercian monk Brother Maynard and he lost it. Help him find it to destroy the killer rabbit preventing King Arthur and the knights of the round table from completing their quest. “ ...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... [At this point, the friar is urged by Brother Maynard to "skip a bit, brother"]... And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceedest on to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." Amen. ”
Congratulations to BlackYak on the FTF. Sorry for the parking confusion.
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Svir zvtug or gur nafjre