Welcome to The Biggest Liar's Cache.
Think you're capable of tellin' a big one? Do you know
the
difference between the truth and a lie? Well ladies, if you
don't,
you might as well give up on this cache, because you're not
going
to be able to do it.
I'm Sgt. Lostnspace, your drill sergeant for this
exercise.
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So, you think you're up to the challenge, do you? Well, I've
had
others that thought they were up to it too. And you know what?
Not
one of them was able to do this cache. This cache isn't for
the
faint of heart. This isn't for those who are worried about
getting
their dainty painted fingernails dirty. And it sure ain't for
you
rocket scientist that don't know the difference between English
Ivy
and Poison Ivy. So, ready to give this cache a try anyway,
even
with a difficulty rating of 5.0? Well, alright then, let's
get
started.
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Listen Up! This cache has very specific logging
requirements.
Absolutely nothing truthful can be logged other than the
fact
you found it. Got it, Francis?
That's right, you better tell the biggest, boldest,
bald-faced lie or story that your wimpy mind can come up
with
when you describe finding this cache.
Sure, anyone that's been to this cache knows about the
roving
gangs of drug dealers that hang around this area at
night.
There were several idiots that thought they could just walk
right
up to the cache and sign the log that were bit by
poisonous
snakes. And let's not forget Tank's mom, poor lady, that
was
stampeded by a herd of Canadian Geese just as she made
it
over the electric fence.
Get the idea?
Alright, find this cache and log your find
appropriately.
Any log that doesn't measure up to the
Big
Liar requirement above is going to be encrypted so only the
creative, well-written logs are readable.
Think there's going to be a FTF? Nope, no first to
find,
but there will be a very special prize going to the FIRST
TO
FIB!