Search4Lancer: Well, I'm done. Apparently spending my own time and money to bring amusement to other people through this silly game isn't enough. I didn't know absolute perfection was a prerequisite to being a cache owner. If anyone else wants to take over this spot for a new cache, be my guest, but you might want to remove this one from the location first - I sure as heck ain't going out of my way for it.