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ePeterso2: The container has gone missing, and I think it's time to retire this one. Congrats to everyone who solved it!

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Hidden : 9/28/2008
Difficulty:
3 out of 5
Terrain:
1.5 out of 5

Size: Size:   micro (micro)

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I first discovered computer networking in high school when a friend introduced me to the bulletin board system (BBS) community. I spent many hours online using my Commodore 64 and its 300 baud modem, sending messages and eagerly awaiting responses.

When I started college, I discovered the Internet. Because the internet was created and operated by the Defense Department, it was only accessible to schools, technology companies, government, and the military. But the foundations of communication were already heavily in use – email, newsgroups, file servers, and more.

Having an email address was something of a novelty then. It meant that you were part of a limited (read: “nerdy”) group of folks that had the access and were willing to tolerate the horribly slow connections and frustrating text-based user interfaces in order to get connected. There was no harm in sharing your email address with everyone – having one was a matter of public pride.

In 1992, the Information Infrastructure and Technology Act opened the internet to commercial traffic at the same time as web servers and web browsers were invented. This shift from education and scientific research to commercial and consumer use allowed for the massive explosion of growth of content and services that we now call the World Wide Web. The internet changed our expectations of service from “good, fast, and cheap” to “perfect, now, and free”.

Unfortunately, as we all know, there ain’t no such thing as a free lunch. The growth and availability of those services comes with a price – typically in the form of advertising. The same legislation that opened the world of services to consumers also opened the world of consumers to advertisers. And one of the major pieces of information that marketing agencies want from each web user is a valid email address to which they can send unsolicited advertisements. Here’s an example of what showed up in my inbox the other day:

Dear E-Commerce professional ;

This letter was specially selected to be sent to you . This is a one time mailing there is no need to request removal if you won't want any more . This mail is being sent in compliance with Senate bill 1622 , Title 7 ; Section 308 . Do NOT confuse us with Internet scam artists ! Why work for somebody else when you can become rich as few as 55 WEEKS ! Have you ever noticed the baby boomers are more demanding than their parents plus people love convenience ! Well, now is your chance to capitalize on this !

WE will help YOU deliver goods right to the customer's doorstep plus sell more . You can begin at absolutely no cost to you . But don't believe us . Prof Jones who resides in Montana tried us and says "Now I'm rich, Rich, RICH" . We assure you that we operate within all applicable laws . Do not go to sleep without ordering . Sign up a friend and your friend will be rich too . Thanks !

Dear Web surfer ; You made the right decision when you signed up for our club . If you are not interested in our publications and wish to be removed from our lists, simply do NOT respond and ignore this mail ! This mail is being sent in compliance with Senate bill 1622 ; Title 9 , Section 302 ! THIS IS NOT A GET RICH SCHEME ! Why work for somebody else when you can become rich inside 45 MONTHS . Have you ever noticed people are much more likely to BUY with a credit card than cash & how long the line-ups are at bank machines .

Well, now is your chance to capitalize on this . We will help you decrease perceived waiting time by 120% and use credit cards on your website ! You can begin at absolutely no cost to you ! But don't believe us . Mr Simpson of Massachusetts tried us and says "Now I'm rich, Rich, RICH" . We are a BBB member in good standing . Do not delay - order today ! Sign up a friend and you'll get a discount of 60% ! Thank-you for your serious consideration of our offer .

Dear Friend ; You made the right decision when you signed up for our database . If you are not interested in our publications and wish to be removed from our lists, simply do NOT respond and ignore this mail ! This mail is being sent in compliance with Senate bill 2716 , Title 7 , Section 304 . THIS IS NOT MULTI-LEVEL MARKETING . Why work for somebody else when you can become rich inside 21 DAYS !

Have you ever noticed people love convenience and more people than ever are surfing the web . Well, now is your chance to capitalize on this ! WE will help YOU use credit cards on your website plus turn your business into an E-BUSINESS .

You can begin at absolutely no cost to you ! But don't believe us ! Mr Simpson who resides in North Dakota tried us and says "I've been poor and I've been rich - rich is better" ! We are a BBB member in good standing ! Do not go to sleep without ordering . Sign up a friend and you'll get a discount of 10% ! Thanks .

Now I’m paying the price for my public pride of years ago. When I posted my email address on newsgroups back then, I had no clue how much trash I would receive as a result. Today, for every good email I receive, I also get 100 pieces of junk. Although there are tools that help me sort through this stuff, I still have to sort through it to make sure good mail isn’t accidentally marked as bad. And although I’d love to change email accounts, I’ve already registered that address in too many places – it would take me a lot more effort to change than it takes to just manage the mess.

You may be in a similar situation yourself. But if you’re not, here’s a piece of advice – have at least three different email accounts: one to use to communicate with your trusted friends and family, one you use for managing your finances online, and one you use for everything else (like shopping, forums, … even Geocaching). You’ll be glad you did.

Additional Hints (Decrypt)

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Decryption Key

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(letter above equals below, and vice versa)