Dieser Cache ist eine Widmung an alle Cacher, die selten mit
bösen Blicken, aber immer
gut getarnt oder auch mal
unter freiem Himmel auf
fremden Schätzen sitzen, längst
ausgestorbene Tiere in
Labyrinthe setzen und mit
Missklängen den anderen fränkischen Cachern den
Sauerstoff rauben.
Da ihr ja gerne einmal eine Nuss knackt, hier zwei kleine Rätsel
für euch. Ich wollte eigentlich eine richtige (Regular) Cachebox
verstecken, aber traditionsgemäß kam für diesen Cache natürlich nur
ein Micro in Frage.
An den Koordinaten gibt es nichts zu finden, aber am Wochenende
kann man hier meistens prima parken und den Cache zu Fuß gut
erreichen, wenn man die Koordinaten errechnet hat.
Beide Rätsel sind ohne Computerunterstützung rein mit Papier und
Stift lösbar. Ich empfehle aber zumindest einen Computer mit
Internetzugang für die Recherche des Lösungsweges.
Have Phun!
Nord:
Mission 'Calculating the North Coordinate of a Cache'
This has to be done immediately:
As security guard
paint minimumunits
and paint tradings
and paint a temporary variable from hell as storage for sentence
and paint a tupperbox as storage for tradings
and paint minutes as sentence
and paint milliminutes as storage for minimumunits
and collect 34755 minimumunits in milliminutes
and paint GPS waypoint list as number
and collect 11 in GPS waypoint list
and paint selection of stolen geocoins as number
and collect 777 in selection of stolen geocoins
and paint terminal as sentence
and paint numeric terminal as number
and paint budget as number
and paint pages
and paint a logbook as storage for pages
and paint a microcache logpaper as a logbook
and follow the ghost on success
but as playwright
collect '34,' in minutes
and collect 385 in selection of stolen geocoins
and collect 755 minimumunits in milliminutes
and collect 34000 in budget
but collect 'This way is wrong' in terminal on failure
and follow the slot machine
but as ghost
collect 49 in GPS waypoint list
and collect 755 in selection of stolen geocoins
and follow the slot machine on success
but as tax collector
collect 4900000 in budget
and obey the playwright on failure
but as slot machine
collect 'The north coordinate for the cache is: ' in terminal
and collect '@GPS waypoint list' in terminal
and collect '@minutes' in terminal
and collect '@milliminutes' in terminal
and follow the ghost
but as security guard
collect budget in numeric terminal
and collect 'Counting crosses might help...' in terminal
and follow the tax collector on success
but as ghost
collect 'xxxx' in terminal
and take 3 minimumunits from milliminutes
and collect 1 tradings in a tupperbox
and count all tradings in a tupperbox
and compare the result with GPS waypoint list
and obey the ghost on failure
but follow the security guard on success
but as security guard
collect 'second one' in terminal
and collect 224 minimumunits in milliminutes
and as tax collector
paint a muggle as sentence
and return after having done so.
This must not be done under any circumstances:
As playwright
take 77 minimumunits from milliminutes
and collect 17 in selection of stolen geocoins
and collect ' degrees ' in a muggle
and return after having done so.
This has to be done immediately:
As playwright
collect 'The north-coordinate for the cache is: ' in terminal
and count all tradings in a tupperbox
and collect ' degrees and ' in terminal
and count all minimumunits in milliminutes
and rephrase terminal to ' milli'
and rephrase terminal to 'minutes'
and collect '' in terminal
and order great justice
but as security guard
collect the result in selection of stolen geocoins
and split milliminutes by 3
and obey the playwright on failure
and as ghost
count all sentence in a temporary variable from hell
and split milliminutes by 4
and return after having done so.
Ost:
The Tragedy Of A Lost East-Coordinate
Cleopatra, Queen of the Nile and daughter of King John
Desdemonia, mother of Luciana and Escalus
King John, a famous king
Luciana, a very nice sorceress from scotland
Mensurus, a GPS-device dealer living near the 11th degree of longitude
Milliensus, a geocoin-collecting cacher with 370 icons in his profile
Mopsa, the wife of King John
Othello, a soldier from venice, throwing an eye on Desdemonia
The Archbishop of Canterbury, the repressed father of The Dutchess of Wales
The Dutchess of Wales, the stepdaughter of King John
Venus, a female cacher owning exactly 2 caches
Act I: Masters And Servants
Scene I: Some Introductions
[Enter Desdemonia and Othello]
Othello:
You are as great as the difference of your beautiful daughter and a cat.
Desdemonia:
You are as amazing as the sum of the square of a happy healthy rich
hero and the difference between a beautiful noble honest mighty kingdom
and a pony. Speak your mind!
[Exit Othello]
[Enter King John]
Desdemonia:
You amazing embroidered beautiful large king! You are as great as the sum
of yourself and the sum of Othello and the sum of a lovely little red golden
hamster and the square of a brave mother.
[Exit Desdemonia]
[Enter Mopsa]
King John:
You are as handsome as the sum of me and the sum of a black goat and the
huge blue sky!
[Exit Mopsa and King John]
Scene II: The Stepdaughter Is Back
[Enter King John and The Dutchess of Wales]
The Dutchess of Wales:
Speak your mind! You are the difference between yourself and a bastard!
King John:
Am I worse than Mopsa?
The Dutchess of Wales:
If so, let us return to scene II.
King John:
You are the sum of a disgusting infected miserable beggar and the sum of a big
nose and the difference between myself and Othello.
The Dutchess of Wales:
Remember me! Remember me!
[Exit King John and The Dutchess of Wales]
Scene III: Stupid People
[Enter The Dutchess of Wales and The Archbishop of Canterbury]
The Dutchess of Wales:
You are as stupid as me! Speak your mind!
The Archbishop of Canterbury:
You are twice as stupid as me!
You are as stupid as the sum of yourself and the sum of a big hard plaque and
a grandmother! Speak your mind!
[Exit The Dutchess of Wales and The Archbishop of Canterbury]
Act II: The Church and The Lords
Scene I: The Archbishop Is In Town
[Enter The Archbishop of Canterbury and King John]
The Archbishop of Canterbury:
Recall your imminent DNF! Speak your mind!
King John:
You are as weird as Desdemonia. Open your heart!
The Archbishop of Canterbury:
You are as infamous as the difference between yourself and a smelly
lying fatherless coward!
King John:
Open your heart!
The Archbishop of Canterbury:
You are as disgusting as the sum of a tiny yellow hamster and yourself!
Speak your mind.
King John:
You are nothing! Open your heart!
[Exit King John and The Archbishop of Canterbury]
Scene II: Precious Archbishop of Canterbury
[Enter The Archbishop of Canterbury and Mensurus]
The Archbishop of Canterbury:
Am I as good as Desdemonia?
Mensurus:
If not, let us proceed to scene III.
You are as good as twice yourself!
[Exit The Archbishop of Canterbury]
[Enter Venus]
Venus:
Open your heart!
Mensurus:
Remember me!
[Exit Mensurus]
[Enter Milliensus]
Venus:
Remember me!
Milliensus:
Open your heart!
[Exit Venus and Milliensus]
Scene III: Father And Daughter
[Enter Cleopatra and King John]
King John:
You are as good as the sum of Desdemonia and a brave Lord! Open your heart!
Cleopatra:
Am I greater than The Archbishop of Canterbury?
King John:
If not, let us return to scene III.
You are as handsome as the square of yourself. Open your heart!
You are as great as the sum of Othello and an old leech.
[Exit King John]
[Enter Luciana]
Luciana:
Open your heart!
You are as mighty as the sum of the sum of Mopsa and The Dutchess of Wales
and a smelly beggar.
Speak your mind!
[Exit Luciana and Cleopatra]