National Mascots – Woodsy the Owl
Give a hoot, Don’t pollute
Hours are the same as all Brooklyn Center Parks, 6:00 AM to
10:00 PM.
Government guide to destroying old Woodsy Owl costumes
The US Government is deadly serious about obliterating the old,
superior Woodsy Owl from the face of the earth and from our
memories. "The Destroying Old Woodsy Owl Costumes Guidelines" at
www.symbols.gov are grim and final. The fact that they are
displayed alongside a photo of a blissfully innocent old-school
Woodsy frolicking in a meadow is especially disturbing.
1. Incinerate the complete costume with the oversight of an
official USDA Forest Service law enforcement officer*.
2. The entire Woodsy Owl costume including each of the separate
pieces is to be destroyed beyond recognition.
* If you do not have access to an official USDA Forest Service
law enforcement representative, arrangements will be made for
dealing with your costume by contacting the USDA-FS Washington
Office at:
Woodsy Owl
C/o National Symbols Program
P. O. Box 96090
Washington, D. C. 20090-6090
What did Woodsy do to deserve this?
