You will hate this cache. I hate this hide, and it's my own cache!
This cache is based on a similar one up in Erie that has been tormenting my family for some time. We have actually logged hundreds of miles making the trip to look for the one up there, and my 9-year-old daughter finally made the find last summer!
Our trips to Erie had always ended with the phrase, "The heck with THIS!" Hence the name of this cache.
The owner of the Erie cache "borrowed" this idea from another cacher (who likely "borrowed" the idea from someone else), so I don't feel too bad about borrowing it for my own sinister purposes.
Like I said, you will hate this cache. It is easily the most annoying one I have placed so far. If I were you, I'd simply print out this page, burn it, and pretend this whole thing never happened. Or just log a DNF now, and save yourself the trip.
You're looking for an waterproof match container, which includes a log and a pencil. Yes, the coordinates are on the money, and no, there's virtually no way for it to be muggled, so don't bother suggesting those things. It may be in your best interest to just look for one of the other caches in the park, or relax on the swingset.
You've been warned :)
Congrats to Chesskey on the FTF! You're one persistent son-uva-gun, I must say! :)
NOTE: DO NOT DIG HOLES IN THE GROUND! There is no need to "dig" for the cache... someone has apparently been spotted doing this. This could obviously easily lead to this cache being archived. If you need tips on how to find this cache, contact me and I'll be glad to provide some hints. There is no reason this cache can't be accomplished without disturbing the ecosystem.