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On his last adventure into hyperspace ( reference
von Sweinigus in Deep Doo Doo and
von Sweinigus Returns) a strange and eerie occurrence sent
shockwaves throughout the Remoolioan Universe. The Remoolian had
apparently returned and nobody of earthly countenance was aware
that he had left.
However; in the recent past there have been several strange
disappearances and absences from scheduled social events which have
cast a pall of mystery around him.
At a recent NWOGEO.org event his alleged “owner”,
Barnacle Bear, was feted with the award of a “Golden Ammo
Can” for attaining 1000 finds. Yet von Sweinigus himself (an
integral part of the team, some may say "leader") was nowhere to be
found. He hasn’t been seen since. The cryptic excuse given
was that he was away on “Affairs of State”.
Coincidently, the concurrent disappearance of
The von Sweinigus Escape Hatch has added to the mystery. Now
there are further anomalies. Over the past few months the cache
cited above had grown mysteriously from a small altoids container
to an ammo box. And now, inexplicably, has been replaced by a
device that somehow resembles a GIANT 35mm micro container.
Various explanations have been proffered.
Perhaps during his last "excursion" he managed to inadvertently
transport a powerful growth enhancing formulation that he
accidentaly stepped in while in Remoolia. Or he simply forgot to
employ the invisibility shield for his transport pod when he last
returned to this location.
We may never know the entire story. Agents are requested to provide
their "best guess" assessment of the situation after close
examination of the item in question and the surrounding area. No
further interviews with the neighbors are required. Documentary
photos of your visit to this site are encouraged.
If you can't find it go N41 40.505 , W083 38.004. At these
coordinates you will find a telephone pole with six tin numbers.
Add up the numbers. Carefully proceed true north. This fiendishly
concealed geocache may well elude your most valiant efforts.
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SPOILER PHOTO (DON'T LOOK!!!)
Classified X-Files photo of vS emerging from
transport pod