Ladies, and
gentlemen, children of all ages, I am proud to present tonight the
Koolest Show on Earth!
Please kome in
and be prepared to witness the most kurious, the most komikal, and
the kreepiest kreatures this planet has ever known. After touring
all of Amerika, Kanada and Mexiko, we are now koming to Kalifornia
to a spot near you starting with the letter K.
So please join us
and enjoy the Koolest Show on Earth!